Miss Teen USA what did you drink today!

She is as pretty as can be but


If she was black and had won the title after giving this type of answer you know folks would swear it was because of affirmative action.

So what was her excuse?





Nursing school is starting to pick up but all is well. I'm having a hard time adjusting to sitting in one spot for such a long time but I will get used to it again.

One of my close buddies returned to Iraq for a second tour of duty. I pray that he comes back in one piece.

Ladies I still need your help with my husband on the post below.

Update Update!

Update Update: 8/27/07 9pm

So I had my first day sometime earlier today. I must say it wasn't so bad and the semester hopefully won't be so bad. My first weeks reading is 15 yes 15 chapters. After this week things lighten up to about 3-5 chapters for class and other readings for my labs. I'm a bit nervous but very excited as well. I just hope I have enough time to sleep 8 hrs or at least 6 hrs most nights.

There are a lot of people in my class and I would say blacks are about 25% with at least 30- 40% of those blacks being African-American. I love our people no matter where they are from so I think I will have no problem and the no black students are very friendly. I must also add that the nursing teachers all come across as very friendly people who want there students to do well. I took a summer class with one of my instructors and I must say that she really worked with her students to ensure that we passed our exam. Furthermore, I heard nothing but good things about my professors.

I watching the track and field world championships right now but I will read more when I'm finished watching the champion ships(I've read four chapters already). The women's one hundred meter dash was a close race . Its taking sometime to figure out who won. I really wish Christina Aron would of won, but oh well, she never does well in championship races. Veronica Campbell won the race, she is from Jamaica, and a very strong runner. Why do so many strong sprinters come from Jamaica.


EARLIER TODAY
In a matter of hours I will be signing over the next two years of my life to the school of nursing. Thank you everyone for wishing me luck along the way. I will write another post about my first day sometime tonight or tomorrow.




Now on the good stuff

Shake that jelly boy cause jam don't move like that.

I can not be the only woman who finds this a turn on. I can't explain it, certainly the part where he pops his booty better than Beyonce should be a turn off, but it's not. Am I the only female who feels this way.I love male strippers by the way, but I can't see myself tricking behind a man. All of my female readers please give me an answer. That includes the lurkers, Yanni(thanks for coming out by the way), I need to hear from you again.

How to make a man feel good sexually!week of 8/20/07 post

Now you know I don't have all of the secrets but you know who does, Erykah Badu, ever notice how the men she has relationships with change after she gets her "gripers"(tightened pus#y muscles) around them. I bet she knows Alexyss Tylor. As a matter of fact this is the vagina power that Alexis is always hollering about. Read this post , to find about about the potency of Erykah Badu's love juice.

As Alexyss says there is the good di#k and the bad dick. NOT SAFE FOR WORK. View here . Lauryn Hill got some of the bad di*k, thats why she has changed so much.


I only have a few more days and then I am off to school. I think I may start blogging more again because I am sure I will have plenty to get off of my chest.

Yall know that financial aid office is still bull sh*ting me right. Yea, they came up with yet another form for a sister to fill out. Just so you know this is a majority white institution, so yes financial aid is a mess at any school.

I should call the swinger so he can give me a good luck fuck before I start school.


Guess who I saw today? Small Daddy aka Baba Kekere(new readers check the archives from September). He had the nerve to ask if we can go back to how we were before. I started to tell him if he uses a razor and gets a penile implant but you know I am not that evil.

Lurking on peoples blogs and never saying hi is mean and creepy!

Blogs of the week

Nappyme is a blog for sisters with natural hair or those thinking about letting go of the creamy crack.

Do you enjoy African druming and dance, if so this site is for you.


Funny
Now tradtionally we are taught to respect our elders right, so tell me why some of them try to make it so hard to respect them. Chruch folks kicking butt.

That slap took two days to connect to the old mans face and his punch took a week to get around. I tell you, getting old is a bitch. WE got to enjoy our youth while its here.

Post for the week of 8/13/07.

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Alexxis tyylor is telling the truth!

Alexis Tyylor is back and this time she has a message for gay men. Not safe for work!

YOUNG BLACK GIRLS READ THESE QUOTES, my life and more bloggs.

I picked these quotes up from a recent post from one of the most controversial black female bloggers on the net. Say what you want about her, the blog and her message, but you can not deny that there is some truth in the following quotes:





"Choosing a man as your mate and the father of your children is the most important decision of your life because this decision will impact your life, your children, and your future descendants for generations to come--either positively or negatively."





"The ugly fact about this is that an unskilled or uneducated black female is going to spend a lot of her life on her back or on her knees, servicing men--so we MUST never shut up about education for black females, no matter what."



That my dear is real talk, no sugar added.



On to me



The ex is gone again and this time for good. That dude is a trip and I have no time for him or any other man right now. This nursing school is/will take up the bulk of my time for the next few months. To hear many females who have made it through nursing school tell it, having a man right now is not feasible because you do not have the free time that it takes to get a relationship started. At most you may have the time for an occasional booty call. Don't forget I plan on working part-time while in school so I will have fewer hours to play around.



I plan on starting my walking regime this week. I will power walk 3-5 days a week for 2 miles each day. It takes me about 30 minutes to walk two miles so that means I will be walking at a speed of 4 miles per hour(good speed).





I went to the mall(Mondawmin B-more peeps) earlier today and guess what, the fools were out. Now, although I mentioned that I am a bit heavier than I want to be, I have a fairly decent build, read no big gut and nice waist to hip definition. So I can wear things that fit albeit not skin tight like a video girl, but close and form fitting without showing rolls and muffin top. Although I sure wish I had more booty(I have a fair amount) like Serena Williams or Buffie the Body.

Anyway, I guess my fakeout ring was not enough to make them leave me alone because it usually works. As I was going down the escalator some dude asks if he can walk with me. I look up and see a guy standing at the railing with a Bin Laden(long beard). I told that idiot that I am married and guess what that fool said, so was he and that a "that made it funner". I became so flustered because I could not believe he could be so brazen that I speed down the escalator. I had a few other men make eye contact with me but nothing was said because I quickly averted my eyes, and I guess they had more class.



After I left the mall I went to get something from the store. As I was leaving the store some fools in a car drove past, and one idiot leaned his head out of the window to ask if he could walk with me. I told that sea donkey looking fool that I was married and they speed off. So at least this one had some type of respect for the sanity of marriage. Golden, I think you sent all of the fools running from DC into Baltimore.





On To Good Bloggs



Afro Jamicano- You will laugh out loud at the way this guy breaks down celebrities and titles his posts. He is very funny. Don't read will you have water or soda in your mouth otherwise you will choke.



Joey Bossy- She covers celebs a little but she is also into fashion and music. Check her out.

Secret- Did you say Player?

Meet another sister living in France- My so called life in France.

ExpatJane- While many black people struggle with and hate the texture of their hair, check out how people in South Korea are loving our "afro texture"

Snarklyblackchics- Makes me laugh. She has the funniest stories