Monday, April 02, 2007

Baba kekere is back

Some background on Small Daddy

About a week ago I was on my way home walking about 100 miles an hour because I was trying to catch the bus(not the number 8). I was walking so fast because I only had a few minutes to get to the bus stop, otherwise I would of had to wait another hour for the next bus. I'm to cheap to catch a cab. When I was about two blocks away from the bus stop, guess who rolls up, Small Daddy aka Baba Kekere.
Small daddy took pity on me and offered me a ride home. He informed me that he now has his green card(good for him). We cut the bobo(talked,joked and laughed) for the most part as he drove through the worst and best parts of Baltimore. When we were a few blocks away from my apartment he got an incoming phone call. He was so excited to be receiving a call in my presence because he began to chant " I wonder who this is " about three times in a loud and very excited voice. When he picked up the phone guess who was on the line.
A woman, you would of thought that he never had contact with a woman before. Actually, I think he wanted to show off and try to make me jealous(very difficult). Did he really think that I would be jealous because he has moved on. I'm pretty sure that once that woman sees what he looks like naked she will take off running. I actually felt sorry for the woman because that dude is a waste of time if she is looking for something permanent.
If I was a cruel woman I would of yelled to the caller that she should run because his d*ck is infant sized(and is smaller than his balls) but I would not do that because that would be mean, and I am not that type of person. I did thank him for the ride because he truly did not have to stop and take me home. Furthermore, I was raised to believe that it is not good to burn bridges.

12 comments:

afro jamaicano said...

ur not getting nothing for free, ur not fooling me, i know u jerked him off with some tweezers haha lol. naw buh ser. u shude take a pic of that shih and post it up...let the readers be the judges...

racquelle-cutie said...

yeah i agree with afro jamaicano and i think he is not over you that's why he was trying to show off

Coffey0072 said...

I smell a charade.
He probably planned the whole event. Timed it just so, bumping into you, and offering you a ride. But not before telling a female relative to wait about 3 minutes and then phone him. hahahaha.
Or he paid someone to call him... either/or, I smell rancid dick cheese.

TTD said...

men are childish... there's nothing more to say about his actions...

afro jamaicano said...

i'm dying over Coffey0072's comment lol!!

acolyte said...

Well the dude has to compensate for his failings somehow ie large ego. I think sometimes God stays in heaven laughing at the men he gave baby dicks.

ebz said...

HA! you are far more nicer than me.

smh @ under-developed penis..

Anonymous said...

lol at the post! i actually came over here when i saw a comment you left on another blog. you compared olawunmi to onb. i have been reading your blog for a long time and i never understood why you thought she was such a good writer. after seeing what you wrote i couldnt take it anymore. ONB is a good story teller, she invites you into her stories. she breaks up with her boyfriend rather than put the whole story she puts a one line post that gets everyone interested. Olawunmi on the other hand doesnt have dranmatic stories but he has a way with words! i just couldnt take it i am sorry. Its like comparing nora roberts to tolstoy!

chidi said...

im sorry but the guy most be bush. why get over excited because of a simple phone call??? abi he never hear woman talk before???

aegeus said...

Looool! I am a lurker here and i watch with fascination as BK makes a lame attempt at a comeback. Hehehehehe!

Lola Gets said...

Hey, like the saying goes, "theres a lid for every pot!" Hopefully he finds his before too long, lol.
L

Pink-satin said...

"I'm pretty sure that once that woman sees what he looks like naked she will take off running"-that is pretty funny..