In support of Overwhelmed. I debated about doing this because I think my sex life is to boring to be of any entertaining value.
1.) How old were you the first time? 21
2.) Name of your first? The beast
3.) Good or Bad? Absolutely terrible. To much pain and I didn't find him attractive enough.
4.) Name of the worst and why? The beast, he had/has a very small D$%k although maybe that was a good thing because it hurt like hell. In the beginning he was not good at licking my love box.
5.) Name of the best and why? Probably the Swinger because he put a lot of effort into it. I never had an orgasm with him thought. Maybe if he was the first, I would truly enjoy sex now.
6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex? The sofa, the sad thing is I am to darn conservative for my own good.
7.) Favorite Position: I just luv luv luv doggy-style (the regular one… and another variation… the ‘elevated doggy’ … you know when he puts like a pillow under your stomach and you cock your ass up on the bed, whine on it and just GET IT!!!)
8.) Ever fake an orgasm? HELL YEA, most of the time. I can only take so much humping and pumping.
9.) Would you admit it if the person asked? They don't have to ask since I usually tell. I'm usually hot as hell about it to.
10.) Favorite time of day to have sex? At night, I can't get with that day time ish. I guess because deep down I view sex as something bad that should be hidden.
11.) Most times you have had sex in one day? I think the beast and I did it about three or four times in one day before.
12.) Same person? (is there an alternative?) Lol… of course! I am not that free with and I want to keep it tight . Besides, guilt would drive me crazy. I refuse to end on Maury or Cheaters.
13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with? Um uhhhhh why lie, during the few times that I have had orgasms about 70% of the time I was fantasizing about someone else or being somewhere else.
14.) Restrictions during sex? You know it. How much time do you have. Places it does not go:my mouth, between my breasts, my butt, swinger parties, always wear a condom, man must make noise(I'm very tight), man must lick me, no strange acrobatic positions, no photos, no cameras(I'm not Paris),no body waste games, don't try to toss my salad, private parts should not look beat up, and most important ,must be STD free.
15.) Accessories? I need a good lube so I can turn a man out with my hand. I also have a personal vibrator
16.) What? I can only use the vibrator when I'm buy myself.
17.) Done it in the rain? Naw, I'm to conservative for that. I haven't had it in the shower either.
18.) Done it in a car? No but a lot of women are doing that again now days. This was very popular with my mothers and grandmothers(in America) generation.
19.) Had a Threesome? No…. not interested. The swinger and his wife get down like that. I don't think I would be able to relax enough for a threesome in a million years.
20.) Want to have sex now? Kind of, but it must be the right person who is willing to work to show me a good time.
21.) Ideal pe$%S SIZE- Medium(6-8 inches).
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9 months ago