Nothing to report

Unfortunately, I do not have an interesting report to give about my much hoped for freakathon. I wasn't able to do it since the Swinger did not come home. I was really hoping to swing from that pole for about a 20-30 minutes. Yes, I only need about 20-30 minutes, anything longer and it becomes more like a chore instead of fun. I haven't had sex in about 6 months(maybe a little longer) and I think that is very sad for someone as young as myself.
As a result of this dry spell, I decided to discontinue taking my birth control about 2 months ago. I noticed that within a few days of removing my ring(neuva ring) I became very very very horny. I could come three times within a hour using my vibrator(no lie). That has never happened before, never. That is why I am now more curious than ever to get a piece of the swingers big man meat(don't worry I will still use a condom). Maybe part of the reason I wasn't enjoying sex was because my birth control was hampering my desire.

I Apologize

I said I was going to blog three times a week and look at me. I am so beat, its unbelievable. I may have to do something about the part-time job because it is really wearing on me.
On to good news, I may get some this weekend. Oh it has been so long. Of course I will give you the dirt very soon.

Britney Spears needs help!

pic(NY post)
I went to the supermarket this morning and my eyes were assaulted by pictures of Britney Spears with a shaved head. This is so wrong for two reasons:
1. There are more important things going on in the world than a entertainer who decides to shave his or her head.
2. I think that this young lady(?) needs a serious intervention. If not, she may be the next Anna Nicole Smith.
Britney, is a prime example of why I always say I would love the money but not the fame. I have so much sympathy for her children, I can imagine how damaged they will be as adults, because they have a train-wreck for a mother.

Model of the month: Channel Iman

inspiration:COACD(pics)

February's model of the month is Channel Iman. She is of African-American and Korean ancestry. She was the second place finalist in last years Ford model of the world contest. She is only sixteen but has been doing really well booking many shows and killing them dead with her outgoing personality. Wish her a lot of luck, she may be our next Tyra or Naomi Campbell.

For more pics of Channel go here

Big butts/Bootey.Serena Wiliams is a bad chick

Inspiration: afrobella

A few months ago I wrote a post about wanting a larger butt. Some women told me that a large butt is not always attractive, and I agree. However, if you happen to have good genes and workout, a big booty can look really good. For one, it makes your back look and waist look smaller. A large butt can also make you appear more feminine.
Case in point, Serena Williams. While many people argue on the various gossip boards that she is not a pretty woman(I think she is) or that she has a manly build, you can not deny that she has a very womanly figure from the back. Serena has a BOO- TAY , NOT A BUTT. When its that big and well shaped you must show respect.
I'm pretty sure that sister stops cars when she walks down the street. Every female has a friend among her group of friends who has a booty like this, and if you ever go to the club with her you see the type of attention that she gets because of it. You can get into the club for free as well as drink for free all night based on that booty. As much as I like the free daiquiris , I want a Serena booty because I want that super feminine shape.

Anna Nicole Smith RIP

For some strange reason, the death of this young woman yesterday made me feel very uncomfortable. I think the fact that she was only 39, is what makes her death so frighting. Anna Nicole Smith's life should serve as example why fame is not always good. I hope today's young starlets(Nicole Richie, Brittany Spears, Linsay Lohan etc..) learn a lesson from the short life of Anna Nicole Smith.
I pray that someone takes good care of Anna's young daughter. I can only imagine what her daughter will feel like when she comes of age one day, and is informed of the unbelievable circumstances surrounding the first year of her life.

P.S. I think her lawyer/husband did it. Her mother predicted that this would happen. If he is guilty, I hope he pays for what he has done.

Time

I apologise for not updating in a week. I am truly beat. I guess I am no longer a spring chicken. I will update on Friday to let you know what I've been up to. Sadly, it did not include having my legs wrapped around some guys neck, while he tasted my pudding.

My Sex(what a pitifull post)

In support of Overwhelmed. I debated about doing this because I think my sex life is to boring to be of any entertaining value.

1.) How old were you the first time? 21

2.) Name of your first? The beast

3.) Good or Bad? Absolutely terrible. To much pain and I didn't find him attractive enough.

4.) Name of the worst and why? The beast, he had/has a very small D$%k although maybe that was a good thing because it hurt like hell. In the beginning he was not good at licking my love box.


5.) Name of the best and why? Probably the Swinger because he put a lot of effort into it. I never had an orgasm with him thought. Maybe if he was the first, I would truly enjoy sex now.

6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex? The sofa, the sad thing is I am to darn conservative for my own good.


7.) Favorite Position: I just luv luv luv doggy-style (the regular one… and another variation… the ‘elevated doggy’ … you know when he puts like a pillow under your stomach and you cock your ass up on the bed, whine on it and just GET IT!!!)

8.) Ever fake an orgasm? HELL YEA, most of the time. I can only take so much humping and pumping.


9.) Would you admit it if the person asked? They don't have to ask since I usually tell. I'm usually hot as hell about it to.

10.) Favorite time of day to have sex? At night, I can't get with that day time ish. I guess because deep down I view sex as something bad that should be hidden.

11.) Most times you have had sex in one day? I think the beast and I did it about three or four times in one day before.


12.) Same person? (is there an alternative?) Lol… of course! I am not that free with and I want to keep it tight . Besides, guilt would drive me crazy. I refuse to end on Maury or Cheaters.


13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with? Um uhhhhh why lie, during the few times that I have had orgasms about 70% of the time I was fantasizing about someone else or being somewhere else.

14.) Restrictions during sex? You know it. How much time do you have. Places it does not go:my mouth, between my breasts, my butt, swinger parties, always wear a condom, man must make noise(I'm very tight), man must lick me, no strange acrobatic positions, no photos, no cameras(I'm not Paris),no body waste games, don't try to toss my salad, private parts should not look beat up, and most important ,must be STD free.


15.) Accessories? I need a good lube so I can turn a man out with my hand. I also have a personal vibrator
16.) What? I can only use the vibrator when I'm buy myself.

17.) Done it in the rain? Naw, I'm to conservative for that. I haven't had it in the shower either.

18.) Done it in a car? No but a lot of women are doing that again now days. This was very popular with my mothers and grandmothers(in America) generation.


19.) Had a Threesome? No…. not interested. The swinger and his wife get down like that. I don't think I would be able to relax enough for a threesome in a million years.

20.) Want to have sex now? Kind of, but it must be the right person who is willing to work to show me a good time.

21.) Ideal pe$%S SIZE- Medium(6-8 inches).

If you are up to it, then post your own.