Unfortunately, I do not have an interesting report to give about my much hoped for freakathon. I wasn't able to do it since the Swinger did not come home. I was really hoping to swing from that pole for about a 20-30 minutes. Yes, I only need about 20-30 minutes, anything longer and it becomes more like a chore instead of fun. I haven't had sex in about 6 months(maybe a little longer) and I think that is very sad for someone as young as myself.
As a result of this dry spell, I decided to discontinue taking my birth control about 2 months ago. I noticed that within a few days of removing my ring(neuva ring) I became very very very horny. I could come three times within a hour using my vibrator(no lie). That has never happened before, never. That is why I am now more curious than ever to get a piece of the swingers big man meat(don't worry I will still use a condom). Maybe part of the reason I wasn't enjoying sex was because my birth control was hampering my desire.
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haha yeah w/ alot of women that put frequent flyer miles on their vibratours when they arent gettign any. now baltimore is a huge place, u can find someone fi hav sex w/. may i suggest bubbles from "the wire" lol jk jk. keep up the search!
Your posts always make me smile... here's to getting some whenever and however you want it.. cheers babe!
I am sure there are some men who are glad to hear that you are a 20-30 min gal. I am sure with some luck you will be able to find someone out there Bmore is rather large.
No action? WTF?!?!? This is some bullsh*t. This is purely unacceptable?!!!!!!! *Where you at? Baltimore...checking Mapquest*
I think part of why the pill and other hormone based contraceptives work so well is because they dramatically lower our sex drive. It's a CONSPIRACY. Without giving you TMI, I hate the pill/patch and all that nonsense, its like within 7 days I don't evn get as wet as I usually do without it.
@Afro Jamiaico- Bubbles cleans up very well. I saw a picture of that dude, he is fine.
@ overwhelmed- Thanks babe, your posts make me smile too.
@ acolyte- The Swinger is large. He knows how to work it too.
@always funky fresh- YOu are so funny. YOU can't help me because you are married and I know your wife does not play that.
@kpakpando- You are telling the truth in a major way. I noticed I have trouble getting and staying wet to.
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