Tuesday, January 16, 2007

David Beckman part 2

David Beckman is moving to the states. A few months ago I wrote this post about David Beckman. I still think he is one of the best looking men walking. He has that metorsexual/tough guy(not thug) swagger. For whatever reason this guy has pulled me to white meat. When I look at him( he is very very photogenic by the way), my mind has a tendency to think about what he would be like in bed.
And then I heard his voice(he did an interview about his pending move to LA). My God, it is so awful(Coffey, you did warn me about it). How can a grown man have a voice like this. Particularly one who is so fine. His voice is so awful that it made me go from a wet sponge(down there) to a brillo pad in 30 seconds flat. If he spoke with a stutter(stammer)I could understand, but the voice he has is 10x worse. His voice sounds like that of a drunk drag queen who has swallowed to much helium. Can you imagine sleeping with him and he decides to start talking dirty to you, total turn off. Rumor has it he wants to be the next big action star in American films, not with that voice. He is proof of the saying that no one is perfect.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lolll - i totally get what you mean. He is amazingly hot ... till he opens his mouth. :-D

Anonymous said...

lmao!!Gosh...i guess you cant win them all. I'm still crushing on him though. Babes I cant help it, the dude is a total stud.

Anonymous said...

LMAO. I hate David Beckham with a passion. I was so glad when Man Utd kicked him out. Sports and fashion dont mix. And i think he cares a little bit too much about fashion.

Anonymous said...

i had his voice for the first time this week, yuck!! haha to me he's nto attractive, i prefer travis barker to him

Anonymous said...

Lol.. I don't find anything wrong with his voice(or maybe I wasn't paying close attention esp as I've only ever heard him talk once).. he's still a sexy bitch however!

Anonymous said...

i quite like his voice anyways..and he sure is a foine man.Am sure posh is quite elated to be moving to the states...the thing has being doing her body one kain one kain...attetion whore oshi...she should just pray he doesn't leave her for some hot young blood sha..nice blog!

Anonymous said...

D.B is one fine mutha and i could look at him for days...i'm English too, so I'm used to his voice, though if he sounded more like Jason Statham (The Italian Job, Transporter 1&2 and Crank)who's another white English hottie, he'd change your mind about having him in your bed.

TDJ said...

*lol* at this post! I haven't heard his voice yet, but now I'll be focusing during that part of the news.

Dimples said...

Yeah man..D.B is HOT...he just needs to keep his mouth close...Good footballer that gradually reaching the end of his career...if he doesn't get anymore minutes on the pitch.

Good luck all ya'll Americans in welcoming him.

beautyinbaltimore said...

@noni Moss-exactly
@the pussy cat- Yea me too, I'n still trying to forget his voice thought.
@ udi- yea he is a preety boy.
@Afro Jamiaco- You have no idea how many black girls love Travis Barker. I may have to write a post about homeboy.
@overwhelmed- He is sexy, it just comes out of his pores.
@exschoolnerd- I'm going to pay for you to see the ear doctor.
@blu jewel- I'm going to check homeboy out.
@tdj- I have not found the interview on youtube yet but when you hear his voice, you will know what I'm talking about.

Anonymous said...

i like beckham now!! i cant really remember his voice right now though but he is def being OVERPAID RIGHT NOW!

Anonymous said...

i've never heard DB speak.. only sexy pics.. now i'm going to have to find out and be grossed out by his voice.. @ blu jewel, i do agree that Jason Statham is gorgeous!

Tired of being broke said...

Never heard his voice, but he can still get it. Would just have to put a gag in his mouth.

beautyinbaltimore said...

@omo Naija- You are not lying when you talk about his salry. It is simply to much. teahcers and doctors don't get paid that much.
@yummy 411- thank you for visting my blog. When you hear his voice it will make you look at him differently.
@ tired of being broke- You are to funny.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Girl, you are going to make me go to YOUTUBE and look up some interviews so I can have a laugh. Or better yet, I shouldn't ruin it for myself.

acolyte said...

He needs elocution classes. He is from a working class background, that is how they speak so classes would do him some good.
lol @ brillo pad

EEZ said...

that's why you go for Brad Pitt. He has better body language and voice tonality.

Tracy said...

I would never consider dating him with his high pitched voice. I would tell him to get a new set of balls and then I would think about it...maybe, but probably no.

Tracy said...

Maybe if the wife, Posh, gave her anal-retentive attitude to her husband, and he gave her his feminine voice, and they did a sex change, move back to England, then maybe we would never have to hear about them again.

Tracy said...

What the hell is soccer to the US? NFL Football is where the real men are at. Get them the hell out of here.