David Beckman is moving to the states. A few months ago I wrote this post about David Beckman. I still think he is one of the best looking men walking. He has that metorsexual/tough guy(not thug) swagger. For whatever reason this guy has pulled me to white meat. When I look at him( he is very very photogenic by the way), my mind has a tendency to think about what he would be like in bed.
And then I heard his voice(he did an interview about his pending move to LA). My God, it is so awful(Coffey, you did warn me about it). How can a grown man have a voice like this. Particularly one who is so fine. His voice is so awful that it made me go from a wet sponge(down there) to a brillo pad in 30 seconds flat. If he spoke with a stutter(stammer)I could understand, but the voice he has is 10x worse. His voice sounds like that of a drunk drag queen who has swallowed to much helium. Can you imagine sleeping with him and he decides to start talking dirty to you, total turn off. Rumor has it he wants to be the next big action star in American films, not with that voice. He is proof of the saying that no one is perfect.
5 days ago