Monday, January 14, 2008

Down Low Brothers

I need to write a serious post about this, but for now shits and giggles.

Look ma, no balls


Youtube video of the day: Bitch, that ain't what your man said last night

Is this why so many black men find themselves being turned out. Are men like him the reason so many black women are lonely?
There are so many bisexual YBMs today. I've seen some transsexuals and cross dressers with bodies that can put real women to shame.
Keep it real, he is really working that thing. If I could move like this I would be typing this post from my Manhattan apartment(upper east side). Do you see the size of that donkey(butt) he is working with.

WOW!

Please turn down volume if watching at work



16 comments:

Mei-Li said...

Thanks for the add! Your blog is such a fun read. I'm glad you came across mine so that I could come across yours! 11down9togo

Siditty said...

Why can he do this, yet I cannot. I am so jealous. LOL

Siditty said...

Try this one . He is punk of the south and he can make your booty bounce

Saddie said...

Oh my Goodnessss. That's all I have to say.

DiamondsR4eva said...

I think I need to get some dance lessons from him, he would put me to shame @ the club...oh well *still snaps for the kids*

you must not know bout me.... said...

that ballet dancer pic is too funny. I also agree, your blog is also a great read. Your nigerian correct?

BlackGirl said...

I want lessons!

Lola Gets said...

Im sorry, but people like him must practice that move on a regular! I can NOT move that way! lol

L

BeautyinBaltimore said...

@you must not know- 1/2 naija.
@blkgirl- me too
@ Siddity-I gonna look now.
@ Lola- I think so, and I can't either.
@Meili- Thank you

Naturally Sophia said...

I mean I get your post but I never envy the trannies and bi's of today. At the end of the day, I am a woman and that's it. No identity crisis, no sex change, or taped body parts. I think they envy real women. I guess I am a little tired of them and their antics in the ATL.

Thembi said...

Wait just a minute.

I'm not going to talk about mr booty pop. I need to understand this leg extension business. I'm a little big and not at all athletic but I dont have a scrotum and cannot do that.

Where is it? Where? And why is holidng a selection of handbags with his leg in the air?

No seriously, why BiB??? I need an answer.

C. Holden Blackman said...
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C. Holden Blackman said...

Is this why so many black men find themselves being turned out. Are men like him the reason so many black women are lonely?

No straight man could look at either the Gary-Coleman-looking negro popping his booty or the Flava-Flav-looking brotha kicking his leg up and become sexually aroused. DL brothers are queer and closeted from jump. Perhaps if black folks weren't so insanely homophobic, these brothers wouldn't have to pretend. Until that day, however, they are going to continue to break women's hearts, because they are into all of the crap that women like. The straight brother is sitting on his couch, scratching his balls and watching football all weekend long, while the DL brother is taking you shoe shopping and arguing with you about the results of the last round of "Dancing With The Stars." If a man is too well groomed, too in shape, and too interested in things that none of your previous boyfriends gave a rat's ass about, some circumspection is in order.

I've seen some transsexuals and cross dressers with bodies that can put real women to shame.

Not me. Even most allegedly passable ½ Brazilian/½ Puerto Rican, size-5-dress-wearing trannies look odd and oddly proportioned to me; no hips, big feet & hands, square jawline, curiously over-sized-heads-like-pitbulls M-er F-ers.

If I could move like this I would be typing this post from my Manhattan apartment(upper east side).

There's nothing on the upper easside but old dried up Channel-suit-wearing blue bloods. Give me the upper west side or Tribeca any day of the week.

Africainement said...

some crazy s..waouhh!!mmmm...waouh

jamie said...

i hate to brag, buh i CAN do all that shih haha!

as a YGBM i think it's fun to joke about "turning people out", buh in reality, there is no such thing. by making that assertion ur saying that people dont have their own freewills/minds, which isnt accurate. by saying that u are also taking the blame off of the cheater's shoulders and placing it on the person they are sleeping w/. nobody can make u do anything u dont wanna do.

and dont act like all yung blk males are gay b/c they arent. ur born that way. that wude be like someone saying all yung blk girls are pregnant or having babies which we know is not true either

Luscious Librarian said...

Ok, 'down low' they are not, more like up high and out for the world to see.