Saturday, March 24, 2007

Don't use drugs or become a heavy drinker!


SEE WHAT 20 YEARS OF HARD LIVING CAN DO

Otherwise, you may end up looking like Eddie Van Halen by the time you are 52. Yes, this rock and roll legend is only 52. He looks as if he took the hardest street drugs( Crack,Heroin and Crystal Meth) used them nonstop for years on end in someone's dark and damp basement. Why is it that those who have everything(or so it seems) have so much trouble accepting it. I think most of us have had dreams about how our lives would change if we were fortunate enough win a lot of money(I want) or fame(I don't want) but looking at Tyson, Brown, Jackson and Van Halen should make us rethink what is truly important in life. It seems as if only Madonna and Prince are the only legends from the 80's who look like something. So if Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson did not scare the hell out of you, this dude should.
Inspiration: I ripped some parts of this post from another blog and I forgot the name of the blog. If anyone is familiar with the blog please give me a link.
thank you

11 comments:

chidi said...

oh ma gwad! people always ask me "since you don't smoke or drink, what do you do? are you the goody goody type"?
For once, i'm actually happy im not a drinker cos when people ask me questions like that, they often leave me speechless
NB-not saying all drinkers are drunks oh!

Lola Gets said...

I cant believe hes only 52! My dad is 67, and he looks younger than that! lol

L

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

LOL! You never fail to provide hillarity. Thanks!

Elle* said...

Ewww!

Acolyte said...

52?! That dude looks 72! Just say no to drugs people!

The Stiltwalker said...

Yea years of introducing weird shit into your body has its perks! Even food. But that's another rollercoaster that we won't get on just yet...

afro jamaicano said...

that shih is very sad. i work with someone that looks like they have been thru it!! and he's only 23...sad shih i tell u.

Kpakpando said...

damn, he looks like a rejcect of hell... only 52? my mom is older than him and could pass for his youngest child

Mr.Fineboy said...

Hehe...life of a rock star!! Great blog, just discovered it...and I'm feeling it!

Coco LaRue said...

That makes me never want to drink again.





Sort of.

Golden Silence said...

oh ma gwad! people always ask me "since you don't smoke or drink, what do you do? are you the goody goody type"?

I get that a lot too. Trust me, I'd rather be a "goody two-shoes" than uselessly pollute my body with that shit.

Speaking of aged rockers, John Taylor from Duran Duran used to party hard (alcohol, cocaine, other drugs, and too many goddamned women). I'm surprised he's gotten clean and pulled himself together. If he didn't he'd probably look like Eddie Van Halen now! And speaking of EVH, it looks like his teeth are ready to fall out from looking at that photo.