Wednesday, January 03, 2007

I Can Be Soooooo Mean.

I can be a mean sister. I've said/done some things that came across as mean,cruel and hella funny to people close to me. Tell me, in which situation would you have given me a dirty slap.

1. Years ago while working in a restaurant, I was talking with my female coworkers, whom I was cool with. We were talking about menstrual cycles, when one coworker mentioned that she can not wear tampons. I replied "Why not, all those dicks that you have had inside of you, you should be wide open." All the other females in the group fell out laughing.

2. During the time that Small Daddy was trying to get a piece(this happened after I jerked him off and seen how small his D$%k was) he would not leave me alone . I put it on him with my magic hands. Well, one night he called begging for a sample and I continued to tell him no. I decided to embarrass him, since he would not stop begging, so I sent him to the store to buy a magnum(extra large condom). Do you know this little idiot went to the store and brought it. To use it he would of needed a safety pin and a cuff/him to keep it on. He called me back to say he brought the magnum and he was on his way. I told him never mind, I'm going to sleep, I will talk to you another day,click.

3. When I was a little girl I would bother people while they slept. One of the things that I would do was place ice cubes in a sleeping person's hands. It usually took about five minutes before someone would realize that there was something very cold in their hands. The second way I would bother people while they slept was by blowing into the sleeping person's mouth. This would usually cause the person to wake up coughing.

I was/am so mean.

19 comments:

Dimples said...

Lol!!! I would personally slap you for #1 if I was the chic (infact…what am I saying??…I will beat the hell out of u)
#2 was just hilarious…how old where u in #3 for curiosity sake??..Cos that’s just wrong

Anonymous said...

haha funny shih except the #3 thing,t hats just mean!!

i planted drugs on someone @ a school where we got searched every morning

i told a co-worker she was nice except for the fact that she was self-centered

thought about putting a needle in someone's sandwich, buh didnt haha

and alot of other shit!!!

Amadeo said...

Damn...I mean didn't dude know he was little. I'm saying I don't check out other dudes...but let's just say I know I've "hit the wall" before. I wouldn't say I'm big but, if I was little I'd hope I'd know.

The Mistress said...

ROFL @ "I put it on him with my magic hands"

And yeah you are sinister and diabolical for sure.

Anonymous said...

LMAO...Not a safety pin!!!!!

You realize you might have gassed him up though? If he thought he was working with something before, now he think he's bigger! That's just bad.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! You really are a very mean and very funny biotch! I LOVE it!

Smooches and Happy New Year,
Ms. GD

yankeenaijachick said...

That was very hilarious especially the condom part. What was he thinking?lol. Can't stop laughing. You know l always enjoy reading your blogs. Stay loved girl.

LovelyMonAmi said...

Mean.... girl you just liked to embarrass people! LMAO!

He knows he's small.... so just tell him and stop beating around the bush. If he had big one you would have told him. again, and again, and again......

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao.... you're just too too funny.. He actually bought the condom?!?! hehe.. you're terrible!

acolyte said...

Damn you have made my day! I hooked up with this gal whose ex was a non starter in bed according to her.
I found out how bad he was when she asked me if sex was supposed to last more than 2 mins, coz that was how long he lasted. 3 on a good day.
Life can be so cruel!

Coffey said...

hahahaha. Great post. I know I have a mean streak, but I tend to not say it aloud, because I'd like to pretend and believe I don't.
I didn't realize how mean, until the Saturday before New Year's Eve, I took my leather gloved hand, and pimp slapped my best friend, (who was drunk) Cat in the streets, and found that I enjoyed it so much, that I did it again, on the other cheek.

Wow, I need help. hahahaha. Good post.

Tired of being broke said...

You are funny. Did anyone smack the crap out of you for bothering them when they were asleep.

Anonymous said...

LOL that was hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Talk about being a tease. At least you didn't hurt his ego by highlighting his er, below-average proportions.

Anonymous said...

You are mean....*lol*
Thats a hilarious, comical, mean, though.....*lol*

Young Miss Williams said...

Lol I think we would have gotten on really good... I used to cover the toilet with cling film and pop the seat on top so that when people would pee... yup, everywhere!

x mwah x

Anonymous said...

You were wrong for #3, lol! But that was funny!

Anonymous said...

You were/are soo funny - LMAO @ #1

Anonymous said...

the first two things were mean and you mighta gotten slapped for them. #3 is just funny cause you were a kid.