I can be a mean sister. I've said/done some things that came across as mean,cruel and hella funny to people close to me. Tell me, in which situation would you have given me a dirty slap.
1. Years ago while working in a restaurant, I was talking with my female coworkers, whom I was cool with. We were talking about menstrual cycles, when one coworker mentioned that she can not wear tampons. I replied "Why not, all those dicks that you have had inside of you, you should be wide open." All the other females in the group fell out laughing.
2. During the time that Small Daddy was trying to get a piece(this happened after I jerked him off and seen how small his D$%k was) he would not leave me alone . I put it on him with my magic hands. Well, one night he called begging for a sample and I continued to tell him no. I decided to embarrass him, since he would not stop begging, so I sent him to the store to buy a magnum(extra large condom). Do you know this little idiot went to the store and brought it. To use it he would of needed a safety pin and a cuff/him to keep it on. He called me back to say he brought the magnum and he was on his way. I told him never mind, I'm going to sleep, I will talk to you another day,click.
3. When I was a little girl I would bother people while they slept. One of the things that I would do was place ice cubes in a sleeping person's hands. It usually took about five minutes before someone would realize that there was something very cold in their hands. The second way I would bother people while they slept was by blowing into the sleeping person's mouth. This would usually cause the person to wake up coughing.
I was/am so mean.
3 years ago