Friday, November 17, 2006

whats up

1. Small Daddy is gone. I refuse to marry him and I certainly will not sleep with him. Men are so funny, most are only looking for an easy road to getting what they want.

2. The Swinger has called and texted me a few times. I'm feeling really tempted to get another sample of that. I have not had a piece in so long that there are surly cobwebs down there by now. He would need to clean my p&*sy with some lysol before he could do anything with me.

3. New York readers is the bed bug problem as out of control as they make it on the news?

4. I am going to put off returning to school for another year.

5. Getting close to that time of the month and my skin is giving me problems, oh well. I will be back to normal in a matter of days.

13 comments:

yankeenaijachick said...

Eh yah, l can imagine that time of the month. I used to have break outs on my skin at that time of the month. Definately, you be fine. Pls do not go back to small daddy. U don't need that kinda of man in your life. Better de come.

Anonymous said...

I need a ride along on your adventure eh! Swingers, baba kekere and them all...LOL...

Have a lovely weekend, hun!

praise said...

nice blog

coffey0072@yahoo.com said...

Glad you rid yourself of "Small Daddy." He sounds like an annoying, needy, sexually incapable twat.

Coffey said...

Um, why the hell did I put my whole Yahoo address down? Um, perhaps because I'm drunk off of the Cabernet-Franc I've been drinking for the past hour. Pardon moi. *flushes with embarrassment*

LovelyMonAmi said...

Putting off school for another year... and why!!? don't make me get a switch and come down there young blood.

Get you damn degree and get it over with. The sonner you do it, the sooner it will be over. And, the more moeny you will have in your pocket in the end.

Don't cry over not having any dick. i have been celibate for 2 years. I'm not saying to keep your legs closed for ever, just find someone worth fucking, and who enjoys fucking you on a regular.

DivineLavender said...

Gurl....I can't go without real dick. At least get you some toys ( I should be a toy promoter) and get some nice young'n to have some fun with every once in a while. Don't deny yourself if you really want some....some women can go without but then there are women like me...I can't!

Anonymous said...

hey babes, wishing you luck on your "new dick" hunt. LOL. MUAHZ. Love the new look of your blog btw.

Anonymous said...

Yeah go to school ..what is wrong with you?

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Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao@cobwebs in your pumpum.. lmfao.. babe ur too funny... i read somewhere that you were goofin earlier when you said you fucked baba kekere... babe ur funny sha... hope the weekend's going great!!!

Tired of being broke said...

I am in NY and have no bedbugs, so am not sure how bad the problem is.

beautyinbaltimore said...

@yankeennaijaxhick- My skin clears up with 3-5 days. I just hate when I look in the miror and not see perfect skin.
@naijadude- You would never stop laughing.
@ praise- thank you.
@coffey- save a glass for me.
@lovely- I'm just putting off returning for my masters because I'm tired right now.
@divinelavender-I have toys and I love them. With my toys, there is never any question as to wheather or not I am going to enjoy myself.
@pussycat- Thank you. I'm glad you are blogging more often again.
@anonymous- I'm feeling a bit lazy. I will go back to get my masters in 2008.
@afro jamaico- I will.
@overwhemled- Yes, it went well. Thanks
@Tired of being broke- Thanks, I still want to move to New York but those stories on bed bugs has scared the hell out of me.