Well, I have now filled a hand.
What can you say about a man who has a di*k so small that when you try to ride it it keeps falling out. Those kegal exercises sure do work because small daddy could not stop moaning ,talking(repeating the word pussy) and making weird faces. I tried to get him to do it from the back but he did not get in position. I guess he knew it was to short to reach my pu*&y. Poor baby, he didn't even last five minutes. I know, I know, I was crazy for giving him some. Oh well, it took 25 years to reach five, interesting. I don't think I am ready to start on the other hand yet.
Small daddy had another surprise for me:no greencard. Homeboy is done. I sure hope he does not think I am the one to marry him.
So many people(Chris Rock, Britany Spears, Reece Witherspoon etc..) have filed for divorce in Hollywood in the last two weeks. I guess divorce is in the air there.
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