in broad day light. No, I did not have sex outside, but I saw a couple getting it on without a care in the world. I was at work and decided to take a look outside of a window. I saw two couples sitting on the benches across from my building. One couple seemed to be totally engrossed in whatever conversation they were having. The second couple seemed to laying mighty close.
As I looked, I noticed that the woman from the second couple had her head on the man's chest very close to his waist. He had a jacket on his lap, I guess in attempt to hide their actions. I was unsure if I was seeing what I thought I was seeing. I called a co-worker to the window and asked "Do you see the man with the bald head?" She said yes, but before I could ask her if she knew what the couple was up to, she yelled "what are they doing". I told her I'm trying to figure out myself. About 10 seconds later we noticed the woman's head begin to move. We were like-oh-my-God.. The funny thing was, the other couple had no idea what was happening right beside them on the next bench. They were so into their conversation that they didn't notice the guy taking a trip to "toe curling" ecstasy. Anyway, the woman continued to blow the man for a few minutes more, until another group of people came around.
The man must of decided to blow his top before the newcomers began to notice because the man got up to put his shirt back into his pants. The woman(?) never spit, so I guess she swallowed(yuck). Not only that, but after he fixed his clothes the guy pulled out a cigarette and proceeded to smoke. I figured that must of been one hell of a BJ to make him smoke a cigarette.
I'm just amazed that people are so willing to have sex in the open when there are cameras everywhere now days. You have no idea who may be watching you. I sure wish I had a video camera on me. I would of taped those freaks, and sold it to one of the DVD companies that specialize in "sex outside with normal people" porn/documentaries/movies. As freeky as I think I may be (deep down inside) there are just some things I can not do and this was one.
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