I Told You! Flava of Love and Some More Stuff

That nasty monster on Flava of Love meant to shit on the floor. She admitted last night. She said" who else has come on TV(or flava show) and shited on the floor." As excited as she was about her nasty deed, you would of thought she found the cure for AIDS. Her highest aspiration in life is to be known as the first woman to shit on the floor on national TV, sad.
Another thing, what was up with flav eating a bucket of chicken like a starving pitbull. Man, they have that dumbass "cooning" it up. Unlike, Dave Chapell(spell) ,he can not notice that they are laughing at him, not with him.
What was with all that booty shaking from the women who were left at house while he went on dates with three of the housemates. You can't tell me those women(?) are not strippers.I know one thing for sure, Beyonce has made mainstream America fascinated with booty poping. Unfortunately, this had led to many black women being asked by "others" if they mind shaking it like Beyonce. For example, I think that was the whole point(booty poping) of the Duke lacrosse players renting(?) the two African-American exotic dancers. I'm just saying, it seems a little strange that a team full of white boys(there was one black player on the team) would want to see two black women perform(why not one white dancer at least).

On to my sex life
I'm thinking about requesting another sample from the swinger. I know I said I was not going to see him again, but it is getting close to that time of the month when my hormones are raging. All the ladies know what I am talking about, it is like you are aroused all day long. Whenever I feel like this, I imagine that this must be what it feels like to be a man.