Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Boyfriend

Do I have one? Hell no. I spent the earlier part of my twenties in relationships. Now I am happy to be free. I think relationships are very overrated for people in their twenties. During this period of our lives we should be finding who we are( and paying off those student loans).
I love this blog www.afrochic.net

Oh yea, the swinger friend and I have been having fun together again. You know what I mean. Homeboy gave me level three tonight. It was a little to much for an amateur like me to handle. I'm going to tell him to break it back down to level one for me.

9 comments:

The Stiltwalker said...

so what exactly is level three???????

Errata said...

YOU ARE MAD!!!!!!!!

LEVEL THREEEE?!!!!!!!

NO SHAKINZ, NO BREAKINZ & NO RUNNIINZZZZZZZZZZ!

Kai, I wan jealous oh!

LEVEL THREEEEEEEEE
Come and share now!!! LOLLLLLLLLLL

(my father, who art in heaven, hallow be thy....)amen

LovelyMonAmi said...

He is not swinging, if his wife is not involved. Honey he is simply cheating on her with you.

Sex and the Sushi said...

Um, no lovelymonami. That may be your definition of swinging but the real definition is more involved than that. I think you might be letting your prejudices against swinging and maybe sex in general, get in the way of your understanding? You don't have to agree with an activity to be knowledgable about it. This link might be helpful: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swinging

"Typically, swinging activities occur when a married or otherwise committed couple engages with either another couple, multiple couples, or a single individual."

Smooches,
Ms. GD

Serial_Dater said...

Yeah you only 25 and that level three might be a bit much for you. Take from a man that administers consistant level threes. ;o)

Anonymous said...

@ Lovelymonami..I agree with u ...'Tis only cheating, dont care what the all knowing Wiki calls it. The man is just "shining the congo for free."

I am glad"beauty in baltimore" is having a rompfest. It seems swinger chap knows his onions..wonder what took him so long to satisfy you...guess he had to have a go a couple more times for you to get used to him!

"Romp on, Sistuh" :)

The Mistress said...

Hmm...I'm pretty well-versed on the topic of sex but I can't figure out what a level three is. Maybe I'll google it.

beautyinbaltimore said...

@ everyone- the answer to level three will be in an upcoming post.
@ lovely- His wife wants to. I told him that I don't think I like women like that. I am not giving her the opportunity to turn my ass out. Hell to the nah.
@anonymous- You said he is "shining the Congo for free" so do you think I should charge him?
@serial dater- You are right. Level three was a big much. At one point he had me worried, but he calmed down once he saw that I was looking at him like he was crazy.

Coffey0072 said...

hahaha.
I think relationships are overrated when people launch head-on, into them, for all the wrong reasons: To feel completed, to feel a sense of validation, simply because they feel lonely, just because they need sex, to be kept etc ... regardless of how old a person is.