5.) The most important reason-I am broke as hell. I recently graduated with a liberal arts degree and don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
4.) I know how to make a miserable middle age man feel like a king( Bascially tell them they are very intelligent, handsome ,manly and good in bed).
3.) I may be no Nigella in the kitchen but I can cook( 3 main dishes and I can cook them well).
2.) I do kegel exercises daily and boy is this pussy tight (I can use my pussy to write with a pencil).
1.) I am such a sweet young lady when my mind is not in the gutter.
I will post "the beast part four" tonight.
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5 years ago
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Some of us are actually good in bed. You wouldn't necessarily be being dishonest.
What do you mean Raymond?
There is nothing called kellegel exercises...it is spelt "K E G E L". Why do more and more female bloggers try to make themselves out to be nymphos when they probably ain't? Is this a new fad?
@ anonymous- Thank you for the spell check. I never said I was a nympho. If you have read previous posts you would of seen that I complain about having just so-so sex and that I desire mind blowing sex.
P.S. Female bloggers like to say things on their blogs that they can not in the real world for fear of coming across as obscene.
I'm suprised more people aren't reading your stuff. many bloggers just write about sex to get loads of comments.
@ anonymous- Thank you, I chose to stay true to myself. In my blog I write about how I feel, things that I've been through and my take on current events.
I thought you meant you would be telling him he's good in bed when he wasn't.
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