5.) The most important reason-I am broke as hell. I recently graduated with a liberal arts degree and don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
4.) I know how to make a miserable middle age man feel like a king( Bascially tell them they are very intelligent, handsome ,manly and good in bed).
3.) I may be no Nigella in the kitchen but I can cook( 3 main dishes and I can cook them well).
2.) I do kegel exercises daily and boy is this pussy tight (I can use my pussy to write with a pencil).
1.) I am such a sweet young lady when my mind is not in the gutter.
I will post "the beast part four" tonight.
5 months ago