Monday, May 29, 2006

I need to get some

Hello Again,
This is my second post for today. I found myself trying to figure out which of the many things going on inside of my head should I write about. Well I chose to write about the one that all human beings like to discuss , drum roll please-sex. Hell yea sex, why because I haven't had any in a minute and now I am thinking about it(a lot I might add). You see I have not had sex in two months. I know its not a long time but, for someone who sees their 20's rapidly disappearing (I'm in my mid twenties) two months is a long time. I am suppose to be having fun right now. I have friends who are younger than me who have done damn near everything.
Now I am not saying I want to do everything but damn, can a sister get to enjoy it more often. I mean I haven't started to enjoy pentration a lot yet, but a sister loves the hell out of a guy who can go down on a woman the right way. I'm talking about lick you so well you wanna slap your mama. Anyway, I guess I don't like penetration yet because none of my partners(There have only been three by the way) have had big penes or at least had a clue what to do with their small penes.
So, the reason I got into sex on this post was because my ex -boyfriend(lets call him P) decided to call me yesterday. He asked me" How is your boyfriend?". Now, you ladies know when a man asks you that question what he really means is do you have a boyfriend. In response I decided to be slick also and tell him no, I have a girlfriend. Old boy burst out laughing ,but I could tell he was a little nervous.I think he would like for us to get back togeather or at least sleep togeather one more time. I told him there is no girlfriend or boyfriend after he finished laughing. Then he said we need to go out so we can sit down and talk. Now I'm a woman who loves good food, therefore that is not the thing to say to me. I'm going to get a meal and maybe a goodtime from old boy. I don't think I should sleep with him again because he does not like to go down ,and as I said earlier I can not enjoy sex without a good lick. Tell me what you think I should do. I'm going to have to let you guys know what happened on a latter date.


Nneka's World said...


2months, try 18months.

Nice post!

beautyinbaltimore said...

Sister you have me beat with 18 months

tout noir said...

ha... i guess guys think a little differently.

What would I do? Go for a date, take him to bed, get what I want and kick him out... i do that all the time.



A disillusioned Naija girl said...

I'm with tout on this one. You don't want to get back with him, so you can at least get yourself some satisfaction and kick him out when you're done. I'll have to read your later posts to find out what course of action you took :-)

mola said...

Get your free meal on!!!