A few months ago I was waiting in line inside of Rite Aid (Baltimore&Charles st for b-more peeps). Rite Aid is a drug store similar to CVS and Wallgreens in other areas. Anyway, while I was standing in a very long line praying that the cashier would move faster because I don't want to stand there all day, a young man walks to the counter.
In his hands he had a forty ounce of some "kill a negro quick liquor" and a box a of EXTRA LARGE magnums( I shockedthey make them this big). Now of course my eyes bugged out after seeing the box of extra large magnums. I guess I was staring a little to long because I felt a pair of eyes burning a hole into my face. I looked up to find homeboy(Mr. E.L. Magnum) giving me one hell of a look. I guess that was his sexy look. I felt like he was trying to communicate telepathically with me. He was trying to tell me "girl let me put this extra large up on ya and turn you out" but instead the look on his face was more like I had some good weed and I'm about to fall asleep.
As you know I no longer have a desire for a big one(the swinger cured that) so I gave Mr. E.L. Magnum my mean mug and averted my gaze. I made sure that I did not look in his direction again because I did not want that fool chasing me down outside of the store to offer me a sample.
2 weeks ago