Friday, September 01, 2006

Baby Pampers( and public places)+ The Swinger + A new Job(?)

Man you all will not believe what I had the pleasure to witness today. I went to the Popeyes in Mondawmin Mall( You can find all of Baltimore's Gheeto celebrities here) and saw a Ghetto Girl changing her child's pamper at the table. I almost said something,but I just caught myself in time. Wow, how the hell could anyone be so dam trashy,that is why they put changing stations in the ladies room. Who the hell wants to sit down to their meal and smell a hot side of baby piss and shit.

The Swinger texted me yesterday. He asked why he had not heard from in some time. I told him I texted him the day before(lie). He asked if I was free any day this week. I told him not this week(lie). So he then asked if I had found someone else or if I didn't want to sleep with him again. I assured him that I had not found no one new, but wasn't sure if I should tell him that I don't think I will sleep with him again.

I went on a job interview today. I hope I get the job. I could sure use the money. If would help me so much because I am SO broke right now. I guess I better get on that Kayne West Workout Plan so I can catch a baller. Oh Lord, was I tempted to pull a Carie Bradshaw and spend my rent money( on a bag -Juicy Couture).

That all for now.

Beauty

5 comments:

alissa said...

1. about the chick in popeyes... i almost threw up my pancakes and eggs. that's nasty. people have to eat on that table. i'm really mad at that!

2. haha. you got him good. some unsolicited advice (i know i said i wouldn't)... just be honest with him. because somehow i envision him sitting at the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands, crying... which is actually kinda sad. but then again, if he has a wife, he shouldn't be acting like that. but just be honest. he'll probably stop bothering you then, if that's what you want.

3. i hope you get the job, too... because i want you to buy the bag you want. personally, i love bags... and shoes... and clothes... so i know how you feel.

Bertly said...

Hahahaha......that what you get for hanging out at Black Marsh Mall......hahahaha.......

Hummingbyrd said...

I assured him that I had not found no one new, but wasn't sure if I should tell him that I don't think I will sleep with him again.
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Hi Beauty.

Thank you for stopping by my blog.

Why he ain't gonna mash with the homie again?

Hummingbyrd said...

Whoops.

I meant to say.

Why YOU ain't gonna mash with dude again?

beautyinbaltimore said...

@ miss fierce- Homie was not doing it for me. The only part of our encounters that I realy enjoyed was loud moaning. I'm begining to think that maybe I am asexual since I don't enjoy sex the way I should.